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Guide to English

We’re all good at english – i mean for god’s sake, we’re fluent in the language. It bewilders me as to how people can fail english.

Dangerous children? Slow children? Zombie children?
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What you have to learn…..(41%)
fair enough; Shakespeare and W B Yeats aren’t exactly teenage icons. We’re FORCED to study them in order to get points so as a result, most of us hate them.

Prescribed poetry and the single text (usually a shakespeare ‘work of art’) are equal to roughly 25% of the marks.

Comparative Studies (300 page novels and the like) are equal to about 16%.

What you can bluff…..(59%)
Lets face it, we don’t like essays, even the best of us. On the day we can be in any sort of mood and might just fire blanks if the title isn’t to our liking. But hey, look on the bright side – nobody can study essays and learn them off (if you do, get a life). So that means everybody is just making stuff up on the day. The essay is worth 22%, meaning bluffers can have a field day here.

Reading comprehensions are another 22% and are again bluffer’s paradise. Read a few questions, look at the text and scribble down a few quotes and personal
opinions.

The final 15% goes on the ‘Unseen Poem’, basically a random poem thrown into the paper which you’re asked to examine.

Conclusion:
English is very bluffable, the majority of marks going on stuff you have to think up on the day (essay, unseen poem, reading comprehensions).

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  • Clare
    OMG this is obviously just a site for people who want to rant about each others flaws instead of actually turning off the computer and taking out a book. and yes i may have spelt something wrongly in this comment and yes im on the internet on leaving cert sites but believe me when i write this comment i will be logging out for good. i never want to be like any of you so called 6th years stop ranting and get a book out ! JEEZ..and i just ranted omg its like a pathology with you people.
  • A.M
    so anyone have amazing tips for getting an A in LC???
  • jaja
    what an eejit!
  • E.T
    from readin that,i thought he was right..obviously he/she isnt gonna entirely bluff the essay and comprehensions etc..but honestly..how much do ya realy need t learn for them!?

    And stop havin a go at the boy..i like his style:P
  • Sherwood
    Yeah you can bluff...and maybe scrape a pass. For those who actually want to do well and i dont know..go on to do bigger and better things with their life, then this method will screw you over big time!
    I myself would like to go to college next year so i think i might just do the sensible thing and get on with the work, start studying SOON! Not hours upon hours from the start...nor the day of my exams..but bit by bit spaced over the months ahead.
  • Reckless
    Get a sence of humour everything he said is right / sort of
  • Katie
    Hes actually right.
    For most of 6th year ive basically done no work.
    Mock time came around nd i thought ill just bluff my way through it.
    I was amazed when my teacher told me i got the best in the glass, and no my class isnt an idiot class.
    Its amazing what you pick up just by sitting in class.
  • Sean
    wow im screwed
  • Adam
    You clearly don't have a clue what you're talking about...

    You'd be lucky to pass Hon's English by just 'bluffing'
  • Lucy Lu
    Ye are all rather immature aren't ye! Seriously.....get a life people. And by the way Sean, 'her' is spelt H E R not H E R E, so don't start correcting other people on their spelling when you clearly cannot spell yourself!
  • Hi Bond, James Bond...

    This is a 'proper' website;

    domain name - check
    design - check
    code - check
    server - check
    users - check ;-)
  • James Bond
    What a load of rubbish. I thought this was a proper website, but obviously not.
  • Clearly judging by here spellings she will be doing really well in English!!...... Or not!
  • CaptainJugglebug
    Ah yes because MarieClairex possesses such strong literary skills, as she demonstrates in her comment.
  • Nikki
    I think im d only student not studying!! everyone is! worried?? nah!! :cool:
  • Michelle x
    I have my English leaving cert exams in 4 days now, I'm more then stressed out :shock: :shock: :shock: and that guy made me smile and laugh at how crazy he is...so thanks!.lol*! :lol: :smile: :!:
  • maryclaire x
    tat lad obviously has never dne the leavin cert u cant waffle anythin in engl everythin is much to the point ............ as my engl teacher says everyda for our comparisons poetry and main text MAKE POINT PROVE AND CONCLUDE............as for the essay u cnt waffle u need to no exatly wat ur writtin bout.... sorry but wat smemon has said it total bull......... :twisted:
    anyone doing leaving cert gud luck ........ am repeatin so no wat year goin threw xxxxxxx
  • jacob
    chaps an idiot has no idea what he's talking about
  • jacob
    chaps an idiot
  • sinead
    waffles.... u cant waffle on in an essay if u want the marks.. u have to stik to the title and make it descriptive :D
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